Soylent Greening My Way To Health Insurance
And six self-important ginormous ego goobers in the Senate, including the ever-charming Chuck Grassley. All of whom who apparently feast on chocolate covered potato chips on the public’s time.
Jeebus, talk about a Super Size Me nightmare in the making.
But something Grassley said yesterday struck a chord that I can no longer deny:
"I am negotiating for Republicans," he said. "If I can’t negotiate something that gets more than four Republicans, I’m not a good negotiator."
When NBC’s Chuck Todd, in a follow-up question on the show, asked the Iowa Republican if he’d vote against what Grassley might consider to be a "good deal" — i.e., gets everything he asks for from Senate Finance Chairman Max Baucus (D) — Grassley replied, "It isn’t a good deal if I can’t sell my product to more Republicans."
Yeppers, that’s right: the nation’s healthcare system reforms are being held hostage by a man who essentially says "It’s all about me and my party and how we can use this health care hubbub to our advantage. The rest of you? Not our problem."
Talk about yer good faith negotiation announcement. Whooo-eee, that was totally unexpected.
*cough*
Well, I’m taking this to heart.
Grassley’s right. Life is all about getting something for me and saying screw the other guy. Yessirree. I have seen the light.
Moreover, I’m gonna get myself a government job so that I can get some of that cadillac insurance plan that Grassley and his pals have.
Wonder if those Obama Death Panels will be hiring any time soon?
So long as we’re contemplating life in selfish political calculus la la land, might as well go full on Soylent Green mockery.
Because the political calculus missteps are giving me a headache from all sides at this point? Full on snark just felt so right.





Morning all. Not enough coffee in the whole of the world to make this day dawn cheery. Our A/C broke yesterday — right in the middle of a heat wave. Ugh.
But this Daily Show clip? Priceless.