Will GOP Stage Paltry Showboat On Dawn Johnsen To Help Arlen Save His Own Ass?
Yesterday, Roll Call rolled out an "ooh, scary" story from the Gee-Ooooh-Pee threatening to stage a big ole humdinger of a filibuster on Dawn Johnsen’s nomination to head up OLC.
Even managed to get Jon Kyl to crawl out from under his rock and declare in his most ponderous and full-o-shite tone:
“My view is that the nomination should not go forward, and I think most Republicans feel the same way,” Senate Minority Whip Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.), who is a member of the Judiciary Committee, said Tuesday.
The GOP’s Minority Whip "thinks" most of the GOP "feel" the same way? Pathetically tepid.
But there was this deftly planted bit near the end. A story within the storytelling, if you will.
Pauvre Arlen Specter. He’s either made a frenemy somewhere within his own caucus. Or Specter’s political weaknesses are so apparent that Roll Call journalists now announce them at will where Specter’s name pops up.
I’m not certain which is worse.
Via Roll Call (subscr. req.):
Should Republicans ultimately decide to filibuster Johnsen’s nomination, it could be a boon to Specter’s re-election efforts. Specter is looking at a tough primary challenge from former Rep. Pat Toomey…
Specter also faces a dwindling base across the state as hundreds of thousands of moderate Republicans have changed their registrations to Democratic since 2004…. Specter is at a disadvantage in the closed GOP primary without those moderate Republicans and will likely have to mount a voter registration drive to switch some of those Democrats back before 2010.
But a filibuster of Johnsen could help Specter significantly bolster his conservative credentials with the voters back home. One Republican said a filibuster “could be very good for him,” particularly because opposition to Johnsen’s nomination runs the spectrum of conservative constituencies….
Owie. That scorched.
So, these are the only options? The GOP stages a bread and circuses showboat to rile up the frothing-at-the-mouth base in order to give Arlen a desperately needed moment in the gussied-up fake spotlight he’s demanding for himself? Or they pretend to, can’t muster support and then get drinks at the club instead?
Doesn’t this sound like a hammy version of Auntie Mame’s "stepped on the ping pong ball" scene? Frankly, Arlen couldn’t carry off the diamond-encrusted cigarette holder and cocktail ring, or the uptown party frock. But I digress.
Has the GOP been reduced to scrambling to cover each others dwindling asses?
Because the OLC needs real leadership. And they needed it yesterday. Not some craptastic showboat idiocy dressed up in buttons and bows.
Dawn Johnsen’s credentials are superb. She’d be fantastic in the job. Which is what scares the bejeebers out of folks like Jon Kyl and John Cornyn who don’t want anyone questioning faulty legal rationale or poking around festering turdpiles in the OLC corners.
And that’s the real story here, isn’t it? Why not take the wind out of their sagging sails up front and release the rest of the OLC memos publicly?
(YouTube — Auntie Mame’s "stepped on the ping pong ball ghastly story scene)






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