GOP Wants Dick Cheney To STFU And Go Away

With Dick Cheney’s dismal poll ratings, a cringe-worthy snarl, and such stellar people repulsion skillz, who could have predicted:

Congressional Republicans are telling Dick Cheney to go back to his undisclosed location and leave them alone to rebuild the Republican Party without his input.

Displeased with the former vice-president’s recent media appearances, Republican lawmakers say he’s hurting GOP efforts to reinvent itself after back-to-back electoral drubbings….

How can the GOP craft a convincing lie to manipulate the American public into forgetting they supported your every whim and fancy for years on end when you keep showing up in their newspapers and living rooms on teevee, Dick?

How can the GOP run the hell away from you and your record of abysmal, craptastic Dick ick when you won’t STFU and conveniently disappear, putting their political needs ahead of your own?

Who thinks that’s going to sit well with Unka Shooter and his ginormous ego?

Popcorn, anyone?

(YouTube — Divinyls, "Science Fiction." Seemed appropriate on so many levels.)

demi | Tuesday March 24, 2009 07:40 am 1

Hmmm. Well, maybe I can handle a little more from Dr Evil Crankypants, if it’s going to hurt the GOPs efforts to reinvent themselves. Funny how that context thing is always so important.
Yes to popcorn, please. But, maybe I should eat some breakfast first.

Arbusto | Tuesday March 24, 2009 09:56 am 2

In response to demi @ 1

I’d like more hoof in mouth interviews, but with interviewers that have gonads, not suffer puppy love or blatant fear as evidenced in CNN stenographer, John King.

RevBev | Tuesday March 24, 2009 11:39 am 3

I love it….maybe the little GOP who cow-towed for so long is waking up to the fact of the Crazy ol’ uncle. So maybe they will think he belongs in jail or, at least, the funny farm along with all his mal-practicing lawyers. Ain’t we got fun, as they say?

Leen | Tuesday March 24, 2009 12:46 pm 4

or pust him behind bars like Madoff for the rest of his life

wahwahsmith | Tuesday March 24, 2009 04:54 pm 5

By sponsoring “grass-roots” tea parties all over the country, featuring poor schmucks protesting a tax on money earned over $250,000.00, which none of them will ever earn.