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Help Limbaugh Pick Theme Song For “Female Summit”

Given that this is the honest-to-gawd logo for Limbaugh’s "Female Summit":

limbaughfemalesummitimagefile.jpg

Classy and inviting, natch. Shouldn’t this have been the chosen theme song?

 

It’s excruciatingly perfect somehow, isn’t it?  

Since women make up half the electorate in this country, and were especially energized in the last election cycle, I can’t tell you how relieved I am to see that Rush — as the de facto bloated ego figurehead of the GOP — is taking women’s opinion so seriously and respectfully.  Not.

Other suggestions for a theme song?  Because I know you have some…

(H/T to twolf1 who sent me a link to the logo because he knew I’d laugh my ass off.  YouTube is Monty Python members singing "Sit On My Face.")

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55 Responses to "Help Limbaugh Pick Theme Song For “Female Summit”"
Elliott | Thursday March 5, 2009 07:52 am 1

Oh jeez, you just can’t make this stuff up. I can’t believe that’s the real logo he picked.

and the video — LOLOL

Now to think of a song…


foothillsmike | Thursday March 5, 2009 07:57 am 2

Some how this seems appropriate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VFxA7o4f5E


Twain | Thursday March 5, 2009 07:58 am 3

It’s really hard on my body to laugh like that this early in the morning. Thanks for the wonderful start to the day.
Nice, Christy


JimWhite | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:02 am 4

There is also this classic from Jimmy Buffet. Country theme might fit his crowd just a bit better…


Elliott | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:03 am 5
In response to JimWhite @ 4

some say that’s the only way he’d do it with a woman.


JimWhite | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:04 am 6

I didn’t know that twolf and/or Watertiger were working for Rush now. They had to have been involved in that logo.


barbara | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:06 am 7

Another song? (Though topping Month Python [so to speak] is a thankless task.)


Waccamaw | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:07 am 8

Yike! Christy!

You have contaminated my computer with a linky click to limpballs! It’s gonna take a long time to forgive such desecration.


Peterr | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:07 am 9

I call foul!!

Christy, you won your own contest with that song.


cbl2 | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:12 am 10
In response to JimWhite @ 6

I am sooo getting this T Shirtfor Watertiger :D


Christy Hardin Smith | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:13 am 11
In response to Peterr @ 9

I couldn’t help myself. It came to me, lo, as though in a stupor. And when I couldn’t stop laughing, I knew I had to post it. *G*


Christy Hardin Smith | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:22 am 12
In response to Waccamaw @ 8

I couldn’t help it — I knew that people would not believe that this was teh honest-to-gawd logo that they picked out for themselves and then promoted without a link directly to the source. Honestly, how can you possibly snark something that utterly gooberish?

My apologies.


rosalind | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:24 am 13

there’s no way to top that musical pick. and i bet a truckstop gave him a great price on gen-uine gold plated keychains featuring that lovely female sillhouette for the Summit gift bags.


ThingsComeUndone | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:24 am 14

Its Raining Men

something that Rush and the Ladies can both agree to enjoy at the female summit.


ThingsComeUndone | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:30 am 15

Rudy Giuliani in drag singing

Would I lie to you

by the Eurythmics Rush could get excited and the Ladies would be informed about truth in advertising at Rush’s female summit.


conniptionfit | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:32 am 16

You’re So Vain?


dakine01 | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:32 am 17

Christy Hardin Smith | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:35 am 18
In response to dakine01 @ 17

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Uh. Mah. Gawd.


Peterr | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:35 am 19

If the turnout for Rush’s summit is disappointing, there’s always this classic from The Zombies.

Well, it’s too late to say you’re sorry,
how would I know? why should I care?
Please don’t bother trying to find her . . .


ThingsComeUndone | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:36 am 20

Everytime Rush talks about Feminazi’s, Wagner’s

Ride of the Valkyries

Plays so the Women can know that Rush means FemiNazi in a good way.
( I am so glad Rush is not having a Hispanic summit )


dmac | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:41 am 21

first, my apologies for posting this youtube again, i am still laughing at it.many reasons.

well, a theme song should be focused on what you are trying to attract, the message you will be delivering, and should reflect the overall ambiance you want to create.
this is ‘pigman’ all over. and after seeing the logo, well, hmmm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…..annel_page


dmac | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:42 am 22

dakine at 17–the local radio guy plays that sometimes after his viewpoint show as a joke. hilarious.


watertiger | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:42 am 23

Eric Carmen’s “All by Myself”


Christy Hardin Smith | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:44 am 24
In response to watertiger @ 23

Dammit — now I’m going to have that song stuck in my head all day. *shakes fist at watertiger*


musicsleuth | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:46 am 25

I still think Christy’s can’t be beat. Here’s a couple others on the mudflap theme, though:

Trace Adkins – Chrome or
Paul Westerberg – Silver Naked Ladies

Road maps and bra staps
8 tracks and mud flaps
I don’t give a damn
Cause I’m a free old man


Elliott | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:47 am 26
In response to Peterr @ 19

Rush’s problem is that his motto is “Tell Her No


Elliott | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:50 am 27

Well, you won’t be all by yourself there.
*also shaking fist at watertiger*


Christy Hardin Smith | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:50 am 28
In response to dakine01 @ 17

Or perhaps the Muppet version of it


Christy Hardin Smith | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:51 am 29

There’s always Lorrie Morgan’s “What Part Of No Don’t You Understand


twolf1 | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:52 am 30

Me So Horny – 2 Live Crew


Christy Hardin Smith | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:53 am 31
In response to twolf1 @ 30

707


ThingsComeUndone | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:53 am 32

He thinks he’ll keep her

Mary Chapin Carpenter

I think the lyrics some up Rush’s problem.


Peterr | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:54 am 33

Is it Friday already?


Peterr | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:54 am 34
In response to ThingsComeUndone @ 32

ding ding ding

Another winner!


perris | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:55 am 35
In response to ThingsComeUndone @ 14

I keep thinking rush and rove look alike, we figure jeff gannon was probably for rove, I wonder if rove might be interested in the defacto leader of the party

then if rush runs for president rove would be back in power again


ThingsComeUndone | Thursday March 5, 2009 08:59 am 36
In response to Peterr @ 34

Cool:)


Christy Hardin Smith | Thursday March 5, 2009 09:00 am 37
In response to perris @ 35

Oh good lord — now I really need Suzanne’s brain bleach.


perris | Thursday March 5, 2009 09:00 am 38

I am thinking rush might go for a little queen and their fat bottom girls


ThingsComeUndone | Thursday March 5, 2009 09:00 am 39
In response to perris @ 35

I think inbreeding explains the resemblance. I always thought Jeff was for Bush. But hey I could be wrong.


perris | Thursday March 5, 2009 09:06 am 40
In response to ThingsComeUndone @ 39

jeff could take tons of money if he spilled

but then he would never be able to fly again, or hunt


perris | Thursday March 5, 2009 09:09 am 41
In response to ThingsComeUndone @ 39

it seems I am not the only one to notice;

rove and rush separated at birth

striking


perris | Thursday March 5, 2009 09:14 am 42
In response to ThingsComeUndone @ 39

I always thought Jeff was for Bush.

probably rove

More interesting is that he and Karl Rove seem to share a mentor — a largely under-the-radar wingnut named Morton Blackwell. It seems that “Jeff” also is a graduate of the the Leadership Institute Broadcast School of Journalism — a conservative propagandist training school that was founded and is run by Blackwell and that operates on an $8 million annual budget which comes from God knows where.


ThingsComeUndone | Thursday March 5, 2009 09:14 am 43
In response to twolf1 @ 30

Rush Karaoke singing that Tune in Asian hooker Drag with Michelle Malkin

Arrrgh I’m Deaf and Blind…Mortals are not suppose to think such things its Lovecraft Snark its Colors out of Space and non-Euclidean geometry.


ThingsComeUndone | Thursday March 5, 2009 09:17 am 44
In response to perris @ 42

Another Dark Tower?


AZ Matt | Thursday March 5, 2009 09:22 am 45

I think location is important. There is brothel on the north side of Beatty, Nevada that would work well. He could broadcast from there.


Christy Hardin Smith | Thursday March 5, 2009 09:27 am 46
In response to AZ Matt @ 45

Yeah, I was thinking a Hooters or perhaps some other breastaurant would be a good spot based on the logo alone.

“No, they are owl eyes, I swear. And I only come here for the wings.”


AZ Matt | Thursday March 5, 2009 09:31 am 47

I think a question or two about his Dominican Republic trips to rescue poor children would go over well with the women.


Christy Hardin Smith | Thursday March 5, 2009 09:40 am 48
In response to Elliott @ 27

I’ve decided to fight back. Here you go, watertiger. Two can play at that ear worm game…


dosido | Thursday March 5, 2009 09:49 am 49

ah wunnerful wunnerful…

I offer three entries:

Jethro

The Stones

and my favorite entry for Rushbo


dosido | Thursday March 5, 2009 09:56 am 50

I take back all three entries and substitute this one. LOL!

A possible scene from the “summit” right here!


BargainCountertenor | Thursday March 5, 2009 10:24 am 51

Wow. Just wow.

Has Rush become a parody of himself yet?


CapnDunsel | Thursday March 5, 2009 11:00 am 52

Since Rush has no irony-meter, Julie Brown’s “I Like ‘Em Big and Stupid” ought to do the trick:
http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/ilikethe.htm


defoole | Thursday March 5, 2009 02:29 pm 53

Remember “Hello Dolly”? What we’ve got here is an extremely rotund and bellicose Walter Matthau (whom, in his life, was ironically rather liberal), belting out “It Takes A Woman…”

You’d think, though, that after being married and divorced three frickin’ times already, dear ol’ Uncle Rusty would already have some faint understanding what women want — and he won’t have in another lifetime.

BTW, I’m definitely a guy saying this. A guy who knows he’s (and all other males are!)49% female intrinsically (you know, X chromosome plus Y chromosome?), and knows that at least 51% of the planet’s human population is female, thus I think women should have far more say about their lives… Unlike clueless BossHog Limbaugh, leading the Repugnants to their deserved extinction.

Johnny


Christy Hardin Smith | Thursday March 5, 2009 02:43 pm 54
In response to BargainCountertenor @ 51

Yes. This has been another edition of…


darms | Thursday March 5, 2009 09:51 pm 55

Lonesome Cowboy Burt – FZ

Maybe not the ‘ideal theme’ (my vote is “Would I Lie To You” but strangely appropriate to his famous mudflap emblem…


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